That’s the last time I attend the mayor’s Turkey Pardoning Ceremony wearing a slutty skirt.
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The Ford Claycomo plant will begin production of the aluminum-body F-150 early next year. That’s great news for Kansas City. Now we can tailgate and roll our extra ribs up in our truck when we’re finished.
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The ACLU is coming to the aid of a man who flashed his lights in Grain Valley to alert traffic to police radar. The “hands up don’t shoot radar” protest received very little attention from the press.
A study from FiveThirtyEight.com shows Kansas City has the most unpredictable weather of any major city in the United States. If you don’t like the results of this study, just wait five minutes. It’ll change.
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Jason Brown turned down a $37 million contract with the St. Louis Rams to leave the NFL and start farming for poor people. The way I look at it, at least he doesn’t have to play for the Rams!
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You can now buy Girl Scout cookies online. So there’s more bad news for Bill Cosby.
Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM
