Royals designated hitter Billy Butler accepted an offer from the Oakland A’s. He’ll be selling hot dogs in section 320.
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A gallon of gas is now cheaper than a gallon of milk. Ironically, both give me gas.
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Gas prices haven’t been this low since 2009. I can finally afford to get a hummer.
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Netflix was set to run a show featuring Bill Cosby but finally told him no. And Cosby replied, “What does that mean?”
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The space probe that landed on a comet is stuck in a shadow and can’t communicate properly. “Tell me about it” said Joe Biden.
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Norman Greenbaum (‘Spirit in the Sky”) just turned 72. He has finally reached the age when he never wants to hear that song again.
Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM
