Yes, it’s a Kim’s world out there…
Because Kim Kardashian is the World’s best known celebrity. Her new totally nude photos online are everywhere and in magazines, and have been seen by millions. She and her mother, Kris, are brilliant promoters, modern day P.T. Barnums.
“Never give a sucker an even break,” said W.C. Fields.
There’s a name nobody under 30 can tell you anything about. And therein lies the problem. We deserve to have Kim Kardashian as our top named celebrity in America. She’s vacant and sadly so are the young of America for the most part.
Kim has no real talent, an annoying voice, she can’t act and she’s done no movies or real television outside of her own reality show – a show about how silly her entire family is. So she’s being paid millions just to show up and talk about really nothing.
It’s today’s American Dream.
It’s a YouTube-style family life, a life about, “look at me” and nothing else.
The only family member who every did anything really was Bruce Jenner who is now turning himself into a WOMAN.
So now everyone wants to be Kim! Her mom lives through her and is worth an estimated $125 million. Kim has more than double that. You can buy her perfume – that she’s never seen or smelled – at Walmart.
This entire celebrity-by-injection craze was started by Pamela Anderson of Baywatch fame. Do a porn movie, show your body off everywhere, then play sexy dumb.
Remember Paris Hilton?
Paris was a rich girl with at best just above average looks. She had her own tv show, perfume, clothes, etc. and made millions. Then she got smart and quit and left it all to Kim.
Kinda like the other name you never hear about anymore, Britney Spears.
Britney gave way to Beyonce. And although Spears and Beyonce have above average singing voices, they ain’t no Whitney Houston. It’s all about the hype and not much substance. Kinda like YouTube where anyone can be a star now.
Younger people today don’t really have any major film or singings stars.
And they don’t care because they are the stars. Or so they think. They’re vacant, kinda like their big hero KIM KARDASHIAN.
My new girlfriend has a Kim-size butt and boobs, so I get it.
A friend called me yesterday to tell me how much he didn’t think she was hot because her butt was fake and what a joke she is….but she made him look, so Kim won.
What happened to real talent?
Jennifer Hudson, please do a porn movie so we can hear your singing talent more often.
You live in that world … but I don’t.
That was a long trip for an old man to brag about his girlfriend.
That’s cold, Mysterious…
As well as inaccurate. Obviously Craig is far from an old man. Jealous?
I am married to a hot 30 year old blond…she loves me because of me..not because of my money (which we do not have) you jealous?
“That was a long trip for an old man to brag about his girlfriend.”
That’s exactly what I thought. He buried the lead…because otherwise you wouldn’t have read it
My Colombian wife has a Kim-size butt and boobs, too. I still don’t get it. I mean, I “get” it, but well, you know. It is all about that bass.
Hottentot asses are such a fad. Long lean skinny white woman ass still the best. People are just learning to deal since everyone is a fatty now.
Women are supposed to have some curves. Flat assed women suck.
The three rules to live by which were enumerated by William Claude Dunkenfield are
1. You can’t cheat and honest man
2. Never give a sucker an even break
3. Never wise up a chump.
In later years, Mr. Dunkenfeld took to reading the Bible, looking for loopholes.
The “news” has been pop culture ever since Washington Irving wrote how Columbus thought the world was flat and discovered America. Both false but thanks to to the popular Knickerboker Tales, a myth became history.
Add on the myth of Paul Revere warning the people of Massachusetts the British were coming. Perhaps he awoke the president of Harvard before he was captured.
But it was Israel Bissel, William Dawes and Sybil Luddngton who Irving (again) ignored to elevate another to the spotlight.
So the media has always been there making our history about pop culture.
As there are always more heroes than soldiers in war, so are there more stars than artists in the news.
The roar of the greasepaint and the smell of the crowd, legends to last a lunchtime, all reflections in a golden eye.
A dear friend wrote these words. A star at 16 and forgotten by 20. Only to gain the spotlight again.
Stars, they come and go, they come fast, they come slow
They go like the last light of the sun, all in a blaze
And all you see is glory
But those who’ve seen it all
Live all their lives in sad cafes and music halls
We always have a story
Nice. Well said.
“Jennifer Hudson, please do a porn movie so we can hear your singing talent more often” is the greatest line I have heard in a long time. 🙂
The Kartrashians are disgusting execrable boils on the American azz that should be lanced post haste.
Her azz is that big so she can accommodate herpes sores the size of a sand trap.
Whitney Houston was even more disgusting. Gawd…
I am old enough to remember Bruce Jenner in the Olympics. The other day I am checking out at the grocery store and see him in a magazine in a mini skirt, make up etc. getting out of a car and making sure that the paparazzi gets a photo up his legs. The fu*kin apocalypse. The only thing these pukes haven’t done yet, is go to the zoo and have sex with the animals on film.
Jesus they are awful…
Robert Mitchum was one of my favorites who got the “Star” treatment for marijuana. And Rory Calhoun taking a similar fall to keep Rock Hudson in the closet and Big Money safe.
So remember those who win the game
Lose the love they sought to gain
In debitures of quality and dubious integrity
Their small-town eyes will gape at you
In dull surprise when payment due
Exceeds accounts received at seventeen…
this dude wakes up hating everyone.
chuckie…slow it down…
its all for the cameras.
They are taking the foolish people’s money because they know hot
to manipulate the media.
They’rea strange family…but they know how to make money doing
nothing.
But at 8am you should be in church.
Does your family like you?
Chuck, come on its just entertainment…uh but they do get millions. A bit upsetting. However point of my story…WE ASKED FOR IT.
“O seclum inspiens et infictum”.
You’re pretty awful too chuck but in a very special way that represents what was and, thankfully, hopefully will never be again.
Hearne why didn’t you print the ‘semi naked ones’
In the 70’s we had Farrah Fawcett and Christie Brinkley as celebrities who were actually hot. Now are we somehow to think Kim Kardashian is the pinnacle of hotness? She is at best a 7.5. I routinely see women in daily life that are much hotter than her. What is the fascination?
the .5 is a nice touch. Just round up on hottiness. It’s not an exact measurement.
I’m with Harry on this one. Kim is barely above average and her big, fat ass is awful. I guess the brothers dig a big, fat ass but I’ll take a Jessica Alba sized ass any day.
Is that deformity supposed to be attractive?
Does she have to shop for underwear in the Big & Tall Men’s section?
Is she required to check with the harbor master before aft is lowered from morring?
They say things trend… like Chiefs uniforms (and play) bygone era, be no replacing an original, vintage look: long blonde hair, straight and parted the middle – Peggy Lipton, Sharon Tate, Michelle Phillips stateside – British too a Suzy Kendall and Susan George examples Kerouac’s preference – the ‘hippie-girl’ look the late 1960’s, limited lumps in lieu ridiculous contours upstairs & down too prevalent a plastic world femininity today.
To each their own.
K don’t look now, but KC is a for real top two power ranking NFL team. They are a Super Bowl maybe for the first time since Marty. Give them credit K..I have I was wrong…this is a very good team.
Were that it was so would I, CG… is not, am not; Kerouac remains wholly unconvinced.
The NFL today is a league full thoroughly mediocre teams – that one (by default) will be the last team standing final game the season not indicative anything more also ran, a league same. Am convinced it will not be one-dimensional KCindy final whistle 2014.
No passing game at all WR’s will not cut it, post season; winter weather ‘running game is all you need’ not truth. Were that the case, SEAT out-gaining KC today the ground would have been the ticket a win. That when the Seahawks should have run they did not has nothing to do with KCindy superiority, merely poor SEAT play-calling… they gave it away, their opposition fortunate they were playing at home.
SEAT is two 2 tds better than KC in SEAT, 10 points better on an neutral field – which is where the ultimate game is played every year. The Chiefs have been very fortunate – the last two weeks examples as their opposition BUFF & SEAT both shot themselves in the foot, dominated KC otherwise. Such luck never holds up over the long haul, and it will not again in 2014. Am still confident KC will not make post season; have not seen anything indicates they are legit, breaks having gone their way not indicative strength.
Just as it wasn’t to be for the Royals baseball, another half team: a bullpen, a couple starters, two fast defensive outfielders did not translate Championship – ‘best team’ MLB beat them, a complete team. Post season, that is all that remains – ‘best of the worst’, as be the NFL league lot modern day. For the Chiefs: ‘wait till next year part 46’ awaits them end of year, as every. To each their own – don’t say Kerouac did not tell you so, when the end comes again for KCindy as it always does.
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theworst sports handicapper I’ve ever seen. Mr. K….he just keeps
picking our team to lose which eventually happens but he’s
like 1-50 in making calls in sports.
that’s okay. he fits in with the rest of the guys here in kcc.
He write a bunch of bull…confuses everyone…and he’s never right.
what a great addition to kcc…he’ll fit right in
As stated afore, Kerouac only has to be right once – and he always is in the end, only time that it matters…
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One note only he has, but write well he does.
As has she but one song KCindy – losers lament – ‘wait till next year’ part XLV. Only one truth too: 1970; even that stained, tainted via the asterisk – wild card entrant post season, a one-year only format their only entree to back in… for shame.
How long ago?
‘Torey Time’s Southwick now older than Ol’ Gus.
“I’m Going Home” Alvin Lee & Ten Years After has now, nigh on two years passed, he.
Podolak was a rookie, 22… now playing defense vs father time a senior 67, he.
Lenny The Cool gave way Lenny the Drool, age 80 coming up hard his heels; eight members no longer among us, a decimated Redwood Forest.
Half a century past, nothing has changed 2014; runners-up, second best, sister-kissers deluxe, they; ‘wait till next year part 46’ beckons; have no fear – come 2015, they’ll heed the call.
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~ Kerouac is never wrong/has never lost a war ~
* KC to be royally flushed the World Series… check
* SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS to do the flushing… check
* KCindy #2 once again going thru the motions NFL, only gullible believe… check
* Chiefs (unlike Clinton) have “inhaled deeply” (Hoover vacuum) since 1970… check
Kerouac’s preference being gloating in lieu reserve, would make Batman’s Joker jealous
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Not withstanding your incorrect predictions of the Chiefs the last 5 games running , Chiefs total wins for 2014 and declaring Branden Oliver a “star” and the “best back on the field” after rushing for 67 yards and ZERO touchdowns against the Chiefs. Next 3 games after KC? 91 total yards and ZERO touchdowns. Wow. That’s some star power, brother. Whew!
Yeah, you’ve never lost a war.
Kerouac remains undefeated – come see Him when it’s over (and it always is in KCindy, the cow town that football & baseball favor forgot)
1970
1985
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Appreciate the comic relief each and every week, K-Man. It does bring a smile to my face. You’re 0-fer October & November (sans 1) and yet, somehow, undefeated. Nice.
I must review the meaning of undefeated and get back with you. Perhaps it has changed or perhaps your and Harley’s grasp on reality is disturbingly similar.
Either way, it does entertain. So few things do in this day and age. To that I say, thank you!
Cheers! 🙂
KCindy as those embrace them o-fer ever… no way get around said, try as they do.
“Yeah but yeah but yeah but, ‘this is our year!’ ”
Aren’t they all, since…
1970 – ??? TFN
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its an easy bet the royals and chiefs won’t win championshiops….that’s
a given.
You’ve been wrong on every game/every event….
so you’re a big fuking nothing with a horrible record.
bfd…you saythecheifs won’t win super bowl…that’s pretty easy
prediction/
You will never be as smart as Harley when itcomes to the future!
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Kerouac never has to pat himself upon back, others do so for him, unsolicited… how’s that flagellating arm/hand of yours, the overused & abused right one?
“A proud man is always looking down on things and on people – and of course, as long as you are looking down, you cannot see something that is above you.” ~ C.S. Lewis
Hello down there…
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