Harrington
Bad Cop – NO Donut
Sean Harrington, 35, a California Highway Patrol officer, pulled a woman over for unsafe lane change. She failed a field sobriety test blowing a .29.
That’s DRUNK.
Allegedly, Harrington asked for the lady’s cell phone and password, which she provided. The scum bag is on jail-surveillance footage showing his ass while trying to see hers, downloading pictures of the woman in a bikini and “in various stages of undress,” and forwarding them to his own phone.
“The woman, 23,” the Contra Costa Times reports, “discovered that the photos had been sent to Harrington’s phone because they were also synced to her iPad.”
“We’ve been investigating this for quite some time, the investigation is coming to a conclusion and we expect to make a charging decision this week,” Contra Costa County Deputy District Attorney Barry Grove told the Contra Costa Times.
“We’re confident that the Contra Costa District Attorney’s Office is committed to determining the scope of this matter, but it’s clear it’s not isolated to one victim or one particular officer because we believe multiple search warrants have been served,” Rick Madsen, the attorney representing the woman, told the Contra Costa Times.
Harrington has been put on desk duty until the investigation has concluded. The woman’s DUI charge will not be prosecuted because of Harrington’s alleged behavior.
Hey, asshat, the Supreme Court ruled this June that police can’t search a person’s phone without a warrant. My guess is Harrington will be fired and reappear on the Ferguson, MO police force within 90 days.
A Dog Really is Man’s Best Friend…
Only in West Virginia – 47-year-old Jonnie Boggess was arrested Wednesday after admitting to having had “gentle sexual intercourse” with his beagle-mix, Piglet. He reportedly admitted to Kanawha County State Trooper N.M. Manolakos that he had been drinking and had sex with the dog in his bed.
I’m sure Piglet was dressed provocatively, Boggess was drunk, things happen.
Manolakos wrote in his report obtained by the Charleston Daily Mail, “(Boggess) stated that when he had finished having intercourse, that he held ‘Piglet,’ petted her, and told ‘Piglet’ that he loved her.”
Kanawha County Sgt. Larry O’Bryan told the paper that Boggess allegedly told police that he believed it was “OK” to have sexual intercourse with the dog “because it was more than 40 pounds and also because Piglet has been spayed.”
But like many experiences in life, when it was all over, he told the officer he wished he hadn’t done it.
I’m sure we’ve all been there.
Boggess’ neighbor was quoted as saying, “He has done this with animals before, and it’s no shock.”
Boggess was later released on $5,000 bond. If convicted he could be required to do 100 hours community service at the local rescue shelter.
We’ve Got Nothing on Canada
In the past few weeks we’ve seen our share of lapsed security and White House fence jumpers. But when a shooter entered Canada’s Parliament this week, Prime Minister Stephen Harper hid in his closet as unarmed guards devised a plan. What did they do, you ask? Broke 15 flag poles off the walls and made their own spears! Not exactly a MacGyver move, but hey, it’s Canada! The Mounties have now decided he will be guarded at all times.
Honey Boo Boo Just got the Boo Boot
June Shannon – and I hate to use this word – is the “star” of TLC’s Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. TLC said the show’s cancellation was an easy decision based on the fact the only thing sagging worse than the show’s ratings was Momma June.
Big momma just got busted and, luckily, it looks like this train wreck will end. The only issue seems to be, according to TMZ, she’s dating a man who molested an 8-year-old. Mark McDaniel was convicted in 2004 and served 10 years improving his own sex life in prison before being released in March.
Is that the end of the ugly? Oh, no. The child he molested was a relative of Honey Boo Boo’s mom. Might as well keep it all in the family. This means she’s actually managed to find a dirt bag that makes her ex, known as Sugar Bear, look like Father of the Year.
It’s rumored TLC will replace the show with a more tender reality show about a man and his dog, set in West Virginia.
Prison rape jokes are always hilarious. Maybe you should experience it and see how funny it is.
Too harsh for a child molester? Dont tell me you’re an apologist for that special interest group too?
When you are a convicted pederast, yes, yes it is funny.
Morbo, I’ll refer you to Chris Rocks’s YouTube; How to not get your AZZ KICKED by the COPS!
It’s a black man shooting it straight to blacks. Act like a human, don’t so stupid stuff, you’re not going to get a bullet!
You know what the problem is? I’ll explain it for the special students here. The FIX is easy. It’s too easy. Act respectable, don’t steal blunts from the convenience store, assaulting the clerk in the mean time, then walk out to a confrontation with the cops acting like you’re ENTITLED!
That’s a racist view point?
Hey Stormfront.org, while I’m sure your Chris Rock story is fun seeing that you don’t know any black people, I have a serious question:
When you are fluffing dudes at your Klan gatherings, do you let them deposit their fun-load directly in your mouth or are you the type of fluffer who prefers to take it on his face?
Morbo’s puerile, less than nuanced responses are indicative of his less than modest IQ.
Al Sharpton must be on vacation, his malapropisms unavailable, repitition and a distinct lack of originality are her only choices.
Lemme help you out Morbo, go with the German Shepherds, hoses and Bull Connor next, cause with dumbfu*kx like you, every day is 1965 in Selma.
By the way “Morbo”, Selma and Brimingham are 3rd world sh*t holes now, but they are probably still singing “We Shall Overcome” in the middle of the streets. I am thinking that is the place for your pathetic schtick.
You might want to turn off “Futurama” and read something besides comic books Forrest.
Chuck, I bet he’s in the inner city library, borrowing the “internets” while he’s waiting on the bus.
Malcontent, you just keep showing your ignorance. My our tired little act may have worked on the playground but not here. And the mouthiest ones, like you, are the ones who have to hide behind a fake name and throw rocks from the dark shadows.
Five more days and your check will be here. Hope you’ll be in a better mood when you’re loaded again.
Just to clarify that not ALL people in WV have sex with animals…..as for June on Honey Boo Boo….it’s just sad….and wrong…and….well….ya know…
I apologize, ABS, I should have put that very disclaimer in the story. I bet it’s not even half!
Perhaps I should clarify….after all….some men behave like animals when they have sex. 🙂
Interesting stuff, Paul !!
Will Jonnie Boggess’ 100 hours of community service at the local rescue shelter be supervised by Officer Sean Harrington ?
funny stuff, paul. like taking conan (the O’Brien) and blending with a little jerry springer.
Every one needs some of both!
Let’s all just take an ambien and settle down.