Forget about legalizing marijuana, that’s childsplay…
While many Americans wrestle with unemployment, the cost of going green and Medicare, their German counterparts are getting off…literally.
Senior’s discounts at Denny’s are one thing, but they don’t compare to Germany, where prostitution is legal, and retirees can soak up early bird and off hours discounts at brothels where ads proclaim, Life Begins At 66.
For example, a 50% discount on sex services between noon and 5:00 p.m. on proof of age.
Beats free coffee at McDonalds, right?
“We don’t earn as much money, but we’re establishing ourselves across a broader range of age groups,” a spokesperson for the brothel told Reuters.
And after a trial run, the once a week senior sex discounts were extended to seven days a week!
Out of work and down on your luck?
A Dresden bordello is giving long term unemployed Germans 20% off.
And in Berlin – a stronghold of the ecology-minded Green Party – a brothel is offering a five Euro discount on each 15 minute session—providing you arrive using public transportation or on a bicycle.
Flash your bus ticket, bike lock, key or helmet and you’re in.
What’s more, many German bordellos are now wheelchair accessible.
Taking political correctness to new heights and converting grumpy old men into dirty old men.
Kinda makes me a little homesick…
A “life Begins At 69” ad would have been a lot catchier.
Forgot to mention that one brothel even offers a loyalty program.
Visit a certain number of times and the next visit is on the house.
(…gives an all new meaning to ‘the customers always comes first’…..)
Ze Germans, they get it. If we didn’t get all the religious whackadoos we would probably be doing the same and legalizing most recreational drugs.
But common sense is in short supply here unfortunately.
Hooray for Nevada. Gambling. Brothels. No state income tax……
Kind of like the sandwich shop punching your card 10 times, and #11 is free?
Or Lamars donuts, the twelfth frosting is free!!
I used to work at Winchell’s.
It was my job to put the holes in the donuts.
That does it. I’m moving to Germany!
In my mind, I am already there fornicating with German mamacitas!