The Kansas City Chicken
So, let me get this straight. You can lose in the World Cup and still advance? How can we get the Chiefs and Royals into that league?
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Good news! Kansas City is still in the running for the Vice-Presidential convention!
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Starbucks is now offering wireless charging stations. It’s part of their master plan to offer everything but affordable coffee.
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Sting announced this week he won’t be giving any of his trust fund money to his kids. So, that’s ONE MORE thing I have in common with Sting.
Harley Davidson will begin manufacturing a new electric motorcycle. Their target audience? Gwenyth Paltrow.
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Missouri just approved a plan to allow single-bottle beer sales. It’s great for lightweights who only need a monocle for beer goggles.
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A man burglarized the Kansas City Costume Company Thursday and then went out for a drink at the Cashew while wearing a stolen chicken costume. Police arrested him immediately.
How the chicken got caught:
*** Apparently, his getaway car didn’t have an egg-celerator!
*** He says he got confused when his friends said he should get LAID!
*** He would have grabbed a drink at Grunauer, but he couldn’t get to the other side.
One thing’s for sure….his girlfriend always knows who came first!
“So, let me get this straight. You can lose in the World Cup and still advance? How can we get the Chiefs and Royals into that league?”
The Chiefs are already in that league — do you not remember that the Chiefs lost to San Diego in the last game of the regular season and advanced to the playoffs??? The group stage of the World Cup is like the regular season – you just have to qualify for the playoffs. It’s not a novel idea. It just requires someone to use their brain instead of spouting off biased nonsense.
I concur with Markus……Enough about losing the a world cup game and still advancing. The pool play is just like a league game, you can lose a league game and still advance to the playoffs or as the World Cup calls it “the knockout stage”. NFL and MLB teams “back into” the playoffs all the time.
Come up with a better insult to soccer than the same old ignorant comment.