Former Kansas governor Kathleen Sebelius resigned from her post as Health & Human Services Director following the Obamacare rollout debacle. She plans to spend the next several months figuring out how to navigate JOB.COM.
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Seven chimpanzees escaped from the Kansas City Zoo Thursday afternoon. They quickly returned once they heard gunfire on I-435.
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A 100 year old message in a bottle was found recently in the Baltic Sea. CNN plans to spend a full month covering how it was found.
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Scientists have determined the “Gospel of Jesus’ Wife” faded document is not a forgery. It was a receipt from Bed, Bath and Blasphemy.
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