The Missouri legislature is debating whether or not to raise the rural speed limit to 75 mph. How long does it take to drive from St. Charles County to Jefferson County, Missouri at 75 mph? It’s simple METH!
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Kansas Action for Children wants Kansas residents to stop drinking soda on Sundays. How about we start with getting the Chiefs to stop drinking tequila during the fourth quarter?
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Seattle Liz, the woman who had the three hour orgasm
I tried going to the gym for a few days as part of my New Year’s Resolution this year, but finally quit today. Why pay a personal trainer $50 an hour to yell at me when I have a wife at home?
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A woman in Seattle had to be rushed to the Emergency Room after she had an orgasm that lasted for THREE HOURS! WOW! You have GOT to be kidding me! Women have orgasms?
Kelly Urich lords over the morning show on 99.7 FM The Point
Here’s a starbeam.
Hearne, enjoy your special day, big guy !!!
Snakey,
for anyone that’s driven across I70 from KC to STL, they know the speed limit is already 80+ except when a truck decides to pass another truck, then it’s 45.