Obamacare is having so many web issues the administration is considering hiring Edward Snowden.
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The Kansas City metro jobless rate has dropped to 7.2%. If you factor in the number of people playing on Facebook, the percentage of Kansas Citians currently not working is 100%.
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For Halloween, I’m going dressed as a guy who ripped the heart out of every single KC resident and sucked our very will to live: Boulevard Brewing founder John McDonald.
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The St. Louis Rams are considering hiring Tim Tebow to replace injured Sam Bradford. Rams officials say he reminds them of Kurt Warner. Tebow must have married a gal who looks like a guy!?
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For the record, I will always love John McDonald. I mean, I really should own most of that company by now.
Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM