More than half the American population say they’d rather wake up to coffee than morning sex. Either way, I like it hot, black and creamy!
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Al Qaeda started a Twitter account. Terrorist Tweet of the Week: We were planning another disaster for New York but the @kcchiefs took care of that.
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Ned Yost just received a two-year contract to continue managing the Kansas City Royals. Don’t expect an “I Love NY” t-shirt night at the stadium anytime soon.
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The Commerce Bank Tower at 911 Main will soon become apartments. Commerce moved its headquarters to 1000 Main. I’ll miss the days of walking into the lobby and feeling like I was on the opening of “The Mary Tyler Moore Show.”
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A new study shows orgasms help boost the immune system. That’s why I always sign my Orgasm Donor card.
Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM
