The Top 5 signs you know it’s going to be a long winter…
#5. You have to send your Chihuahua outside wearing snorkel gear.
#4. Snow’s too deep to see the Global Warming bumper stickers in Westport.
#3. KC Mayor Sly James get into a Twitter war with Punxsutawney Phil.
#2. All of the Tips Hotline calls go to Katie Horner’s cell phone.
#1. You have friends over for a BRRRR-becue.
Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM
Top Five Signs Kelly Urich Wrote the Post:
5. It looks like a six year old wrote it.
4. People consider committing suicide before they finish reading it.
3. It looks like the first draft of an unfinished Mancow post.
2. It contains a pun.
1. It’s not funny.
Plus Kelly won’t come on here and call you a loser or hater for speaking your mind like other so called writers will.