Happy Valentine’s Day! The convenience store in my hood is out of chocolates, so it looks like this year I’ll make another trip to the Flying J.
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The hunt for the ex-police officer ended with a cabin fire and a corpse. Or was that my last trip to Lake of the Ozarks? I’ve had too much chocolate ale.
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The English village of Olney beat Liberal, KS in the annual pancake race between the two towns. The competition was held in Liberal this year, because Adele has eaten all of the pancakes in Great Britain.
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Lenexa residents gathered at a city council meeting to block a Grinders bar from being built on Pflumm. Ironically, that’s how I pronounce “Lenexa” when I’ve had too much to drink – “Pflumm.”
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Only 14 days until March. Thankfully, I have Kate Upton bikini photos to keep me warm for a couple more weeks.
Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM
You need a comedy writer. These quips are really bad.
Here’s my attempt at Kelly Ulrich humor.
Why do you never see elephants hiding up in trees?
(Because they are really good at it)
I equate his humor to Sam McMurray’s role of “Glen” in Raising Arizona.