A-Rod has reportedly been linked to performance-enhancing drugs as recently as last season. Lance Armstrong was
quick to say, “SEE, THEY DON’T WORK!”
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New research shows a link between tattoos and Hepatitis C…and that link is Westport.
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TV crews are combing fields near Salina Kansas looking for Big Foot. Let us know if you find any intelligent life in Salina.
Hostess has selected the lead bidders for the Twinkie brand. Very similarly to the way Saddam Hussein selected the U.S. to take over Iraq.
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Lance Armstrong has been voted man of the year….by Pharmacy Times magazine.
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Stevie Wonder will perform before the Super Bowl Sunday. You might remember Stevie from earier in the season when he served as a replacement ref.
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KCstreetcar.org will keep Kansas City residents up to date with progress on street car construction. Apparently, the Mayor Sly James has an unemployed nephew who does web design.
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A majority of Americans say they would skip the Super Bowl to have sex! I’m guessing the poll consisted of TOM BRADY.
Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM
Glaze is waiting for Bigfoot outside the Beaumont Club.