Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2 opened Friday. In this movie Bella and Edward have a daughter named “Renesmee.” Let’s hope dad teaches her how to dress.
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“Lincoln” hit theaters Friday. There are no vampires in this movie, but there were several people in my row who looked like they had lived for several centuries.
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Kim Kardashian attended a Marine Corps Ball in North Carolina Thursday evening. Now it’s official. I’m the only person with a ball Kim hasn’t attended.
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Olympic soccer star Hope Solo married a man who was arrested for beating her up the day before. Hey wedding reception DJ! Can we hear something by Rihanna?
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A Danish man set a world record for holding his breath for 22 minutes underwater and wouldn’t you know it? He’s too late to start dating Ted Kennedy.
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Or maybe just for Hope the Fifth Dimenson could do a new version of “Wedding Bell Blues” and call it “Wedding Bell Black and Blues”.
I’ve found that this version of Twilight is better written.