The Top 5 Signs You’ve Encountered a New Yorker Fleeing Hurricane Sandy:
#5. They won’t stop complaining about your city’s bad delis.
#4. Someone asks you the entrance to the nearest subway…in Omaha.
#3. You get them really angry and their accent changes.
#2. They won’t stop talking about how cheap your housing is.
#1. Your hubcaps are missing.
Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7FM
Or they’ll be mumbling something about Derek Jeter and A-Rod.