Kansas City Police are looking for a man who robbed a Church’s Chicken Tuesday night armed with a samurai sword. The man demanded money from the cash register at the store at 55th Street and Prospect Avenue while driving a brown Chevy pickup. There’s also a chance he was tired of using those thin plastic knives they provide at Church’s.
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GRAPHIC SEC!
An audit of the University of Missouri‘s athletic department finances uncovered credit card charges of more than $7,600 at a Las Vegas strip club. Ironically, you still can get better odds at a Vegas strip club than you can for MIZZOU beating an SEC team.
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Clark Kent is quitting the Daily Planet in favor of writing a blog on the internet. The “S” on his shirt now stands for “Snarky.”
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Tim Tebow has trademarked Tebowing. “I wonder whatever has happened to Tim Tebow?” replied God.
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Apple just released the new iPad Mini. It’s smaller than the regular iPad. Roughly, the size of a $300 bill.
Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM