The Top Five Changes You’ll Notice with a Japanese Sprint:
#5. Before you enter the Sprint store, you will be asked to remove your shoes.
#4. Special emergency hotline in case a giant lizard attacks your town.
#3. When you purchase a new phone they flip it in the air and you catch it in your mouth.
#2. Sprint CEO Dan Hesse will become a hunchback.
#1. Poor cell reception around Harry Truman‘s home.
Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM
Will a l-o-n-g evening with a geisha girl be part of the new sales pitch, particularly if I, say, go for the two-year contract? Just curious. It never hurts to ask.
HO HO! EVERY STEREOTYPE TROTTED OUT EN MASSE!
ME SO SOLLY.
Oh, just hilarious …
Too bad an African company didn’t by Sprint … your top 5 would have been awesome!