Attendance for the Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure was down this year after the organization decided to end funding for Planned Parenthood. Plus, after three weeks of giving a crap about gymnastics and beach volleyball, I just didn’t have the energy to go.
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It turns out the hot girl who was sitting on Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte‘s lap and shoving her cleavage in his face was actually his sister. It was like a Christmas play in Arkansas – gold and incest.
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Mitt Romney chose Paul Ryan from Wisconsin as his running mate. “I can’t believe he didn’t choose Sam Brownback,” tweeted nobody from Shawnee Mission East.
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Kansas City Casinos are the focus of the annual National Conference on Tobacco or Health, being held this week in town. Colorado and Illinois made their casinos to go smoke-free and last year, Massachusetts banned casino smoking. Same for Ohio. A lot of people start smoking in school as a way to look older. If you look at the people in casinos…it works!
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Arkansas jokes from a guy who grew up in Poplar Bluff Mo.
Goddamn it. It’s back up to four ‘jokes’ again. Luckily half of one is blocked by an overly large photo.