The Kansas City Police Department experimented with LIVE TWEETING Thursday. It was the department’s attempt to explain to the public how busy and stressful their job is.
TOP 5 SIGNS YOUR POLICE OFFICER HAS BEEN TWEETING:
#5. When the officer breaks off hot pursuit he calls it "unfollow."
#4. Refers to your mug shot as your avatar.
#3. Follows more cars on Friday for #FF.
#2. He’s the reason Krispy Kreme is "Over Capacity."
#1. Volunteers for twaffic duty.
LORDY MORE JOKES FROM OLD GUYS ABOUT THE TWITTERS
this is so unfunny it hurts my coccyx