Future baseball superstar Eric Hosmer better start staying home nights a little more…
That is if he wants to sign a $25-30 million dollar contract from New York, Los Angeles or Texas somewhere down the road.
Hey babe, they ain’t paying that kinda dough for a .180 hitter with 10 hits in 60 at bats.
Wake up Eric! Even though you’re the new Tony Gonzalez of the night scene in this town, you still have to play like a star, ok? And you might want to avoid hitting into TRIPLE PLAYS. Jeez.
Let’s see, where do I begin in critiquing the Royals?
The Royals are just one game away from losing every game in their opening 10 game home stand.
Nice job, guys.
The good news is plenty of good seats are available starting now. The bad news, we stink again.
Like one commenter here wrote, DUMP THE STUPID ADS. This is our time! For what last place again?
Looks like losing 90 is a lock and 100 is not out of reach, so dump the ads. Remember this one, "ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE FROM THE FIFTY"? That was the Chiefs‘ ad the year we went 2-14.
Let’s see – some more fun stuff – oh yeah, we have the worst record in baseball by at least one game or more. Great. We’ve lost 10 in a row. Nice.
If we can just lose tonight…and lots of us are pulling for just that, me included.
It’s kinda fun. Hey I am well aware that I was on this bandwagon before the season started. I even bet a few bucks on these guys to go over 78 1/2. And by the way I’m counting that money as gone.
All I can say is, thank God I saw that we lost our star reliever and starting catcher and pulled that one back in Vegas to a much, much lower figure than I was planning on betting. Praise the lord. Or praise Ned Yost.
Face it Royals fans, this is NORMAL for this franchise.
My gosh: TWELVE TIMES since 1992, they’ve started between 1-14 (1992) and 5-10 (they did that 7 times from 91-2005).
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We are for sure baseball’s worst modern day franchise.
This team and owner deserve no support. Zero.
This year’s Royals season is a crime scene.
All that hitting talent and even three decent starters and what looked like a solid bullpen and we’re 3-12 and in last place! If this continues, YES FIRE YOST. Hey, you think we can get the Zack Attack back if we trade them Hosmer? OK, and a player to be named later.
Glazer Finds Religion
Wow! A praise the Lord from Glazer! Prayers are answered! How is Eric Hosmer the new Tony Gonzalez on the night scene? Eric is very low key. Has he been seen out? With a hottie or hottie’s? I still have a hunch he may be gay…..which could be a good thing. He seems like a positive role model and gay kids dealing with fear of coming out need someone they can relate to. So does anybody REALLY know if Eric is straight or gay?
Every year the sheeple of KC buy the hype the Royals sell. This team isn’t going anywhere under the current ownership. Unlike many men and women that buy sports franchises with the sole purpose of contending for and winning championships first, David Glass is more concerned about making money. He has the financial wherewithal to throw 100 million a year at payroll for three to four years to try and buy a championship, but that’s not what he wants. Unlike Ewing Kaufman who bought the team as a present for the whole city to enjoy David Glass only cares about what this team can do for him. He is no patron or philanthropist. He is a businessman. That will never change. We can only hope that some day the SKC ownership group gets the opportunity to purchase the Royals.
“If we can just lose tonight…and lots of us are pulling for just that, me included.”
Why? WTF good would that do? You think firing Ned is going to flip the magic switch and make this team start winning? They’ve fired dozens of managers in this town – did it ever do any good? You still have the same shitty owner and the same under-performing players.
Walmart ball
delivers everyday low prices.
I think Mike Sweeny cursed this Franchise!
The Trend Is Your Friend… looking for #11 tonight
… finally!
… a post where Glazer nails it. I’ve waited a long time for this one …
What a GREAT story, Glaze….
but again, since I’m a sports agnostic, I could be wrong. But it sounded good to me!!
LOL@ Glazer
“Hosmer is the new King of Swing” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! Hosmer hasn’t peed a drop and Glazer wanted to annoint him the second coming of Albert Pujols. What a joke.
Glazer’s On The Ball
Glazer hit a homerun with this one. With this owner, the Royals are like the greeters at Walmart….worthless.
Met a moderately attractive bartender at a prominant bar…
yesterday. Somewhere in the conversation there was an opening for her to say “I have Eric Hosmer’s # in my phone”. Even Brett didn’t have the distractions this kid probably has. She also said he and Moustakas “were in a lot”. Any clues here….
They Did It
Royals lose all ten home games…wow…a first….
according to SI.com the Royals are #7 in the power rankings
Sounds like you don’t know jack, Glazer, but then again, what’s new.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/baseball/mlb/04/23/mlb.power.rankings/index.html?eref=sihp&sct=hp_t13_a0
Power Rankings for what!?!?
Boatracing at the local watering hole?
Surely not baseball…