Starbeams: The Heartbreak of Royals Baseball x Three & Boston Marathon

Posted on April 17, 2012 by admin

The Royals are finally becoming the team we’ve been hoping for.  The team that breaks our hearts in April instead of teasing us through May.

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Tornado watches were issued 48 hours before radar detected powerful rotation all over our region.  Now if the Royals could just get Dave Eiland to spot a powerful rotation…

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I’m hoping the Royals pitchers get caught putting a foreign substance on the ball…..accuracy.

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The top three winners in the men’s and women’s divisions of Monday’s Boston Marathon were all Kenyans. That’s great news for president Obama as he enters another presidential run.

 

Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM

http://www.mb-kc.com/
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2 Responses to Starbeams: The Heartbreak of Royals Baseball x Three & Boston Marathon

  1. balbonis moleskine, Golden Globe joke writer for hire says:
    April 18, 2012 at 8:57 am

    These are so bad Im actually wondering if this is Neil Hamburger style anti-humor.

  2. the dude says:
    April 18, 2012 at 10:24 am

    Nah,
    Neil woudl cost too much dinero.

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