THE TOP 5 SIGNS YOU’RE A ROYALS FAN:
#5. You’re legally blind but you can still read the scoreboard.
#4. Every time you pass a fountain you stop and look for the other team’s ball.
#3. You make fun of Cardinals fans for wearing camouflage while you’re wearing powder blue.
#2. You’re really more into public drinking than you are baseball.
#1. You only get loud when you see hot dogs racing.
Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM
That crack about the fountain
is hilarious. (: