The Great Gorilla Escape from the Kansas City Zoo has been blamed on a failure to lock two cage doors.
THE TOP 5 WAYS TO KEEP A GORILLA CONTAINED:
#5. Inform him that a dangerous man is on the loose in Swope Park.
#4. Tell him you’re working a deal to get him on the roof for a Toyotathon.
#3. Ask him to explain why the apes on "Planet of the Apes" had English accents.
#2. Tell him to eventually type the complete works of Shakespeare.
#1. Gorilla Glue.
Kelly Urich is the morning show host on The Point 99.7 FM
Is it just me, or, is that monkey pissed off?
Of course he is pissed off.
Stupid white people!!
tiad says:
#1a. Tell him if he stays out on the loose, he’ll have to read Kelly Urich posts.
It’s Easy
Con the idiot half-wit taxpayers into blindly voting in another unnecessary sales tax increase, because it makes ’em feel so good.