Starbeams: Top 5 Excuse for Drunk Driving from MU Coach Gary Pinkel

Posted on November 17, 2011 by admin

MIZZOU coach Gary Pinkel was arrested on suspicion of drunk driving.  He loses his salary for a year and won’t coach this weekend’s game against Texas Tech.

TOP 5 EXCUSES FROM GARY PINKEL:

#5.  Are you kidding me?  Everyone is drunk in Boone county!

#4.  I’ve never really had Thanksgiving off.

#3.  Thought SEC conference had something to do with Triple SEC.

#2.  I drink to stay away from little boys.

And Pinky’s No. 1 excuse for the DUI charge is…

#1.  I’m still sober enough to coach the Jayhawks game

Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM

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One Response to Starbeams: Top 5 Excuse for Drunk Driving from MU Coach Gary Pinkel

  1. TIAD says:
    November 18, 2011 at 11:27 am

    Huh?
    Kelly,

    I forget, which one of these 5 was supposed to be funny?

    And he loses his salary for a whole year? Really?

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