One of KC’s most iconic entertainment institutions is poised to re-rear its long absentee head…
The music and entertainment biz fandango known as the Sandstone Auction – an event put on by former concert powerhouse Contemporary – will return in spirit to AEG‘s Midland by AMC.
Year after year the auction offered an array of supercalifragilistic, superstar autographed tschotskes. Items signed by the top artists who’d visited Kansas City stages that year.
What was it like?
Return with me to the October 1999 Sandstone Auction for a few highlights from my column at the time.
“We don’t have any weird stuff this year,” organizer Candy Chorice told me then. “But Olivia Newton-John signed a `Grease’ poster. And at the Lilith Fair I got a guitar signed by all of the mainstage acts, Sarah McLachlan, Sheryl Crow, the Dixie Chicks, Indigo Girls and Deborah Cox."
“Probably the coolest thing we have is a shiny baby grand piano music box," Chorice added. "You open it and it plays ‘Candle in the Wind.’ Elton John signed it with a silver pen. It looks awesome!”
That year’s auction also included items from Cher, Marilyn Manson, Celine Dion, Lauryn Hill and Hank Williams Jr.
Talk about a pop culture flashback…
And like before, this year’s auction will include items from other area venues and AEG shows, including the super heavy duty shows at Sprint Center. Organizers also hope to bring back auctioneers The Rock’s Johnny Dare and The Point’s Tanna Guthrie.
Proceeds from the auction – penciled in for December 1st – will go to Autism Speaks.
So what sort of stuff can we expect this time out?
"We have an actual sweatshirt that Bill Cosby left here – he wore it on-stage – and gave it to us to auction off," Chorice says. "That’s pretty cool – it’s the red, ‘Hello Friend’ sweatshirt in the pic. That’s him on the Midland stage. Also, we’ve got a Margaritaville margarita machine / blender that’s signed by Jimmy Buffett from when he played at Sprint Center. It is VERY cool."
And there’ll be autographed, framed posters, books, DVDs, guitars and more.
One kickass item from my 1999 story however remains shrouded in mystery.
“We have a big, real piano, and we’re taking off one key at a time and having them signed by artists,” Chorice told me then.
The piano was expected to take three or four years to complete the signing of all 52 white keys, Chorice added. The $4,000 retail piano had been donated by Prairie Village’s Toon Shop, and Contemporary hoped it would sell for $10,000 or more.
That, of course, was before the Monopoly game ride the concert business got swept up in a couple years later and the auction – kinda like Sandstone as KC’s premier concert venue – drifted away.
So whatever became of the piano?
"I was just wondering about that," Chorice laughs. "No idea. What a shame, huh?"
Whats groser than Grease on Olivia Newton John?
Cum on Eileen.
Moron This Auction Later
It’s the ultimate expression of Kansas City Style Over Substance, Cornpone Narcissistic Douchebaggery to buy this kind of crap at an auction.
“Oh Muffy, Look, I got an autographed toilet seat from something called the Poo Fighters!” Hooray!
You wanna help Autism Speaks? Send ’em a check for $100.00 or go online and ding your credit card. Cut out the middle-man.
Have to ask, is the Midland doing this TOTALLY pro-bono with no skim or are they gonna get their beak wet to cover some inflated incidentals? And by PRO-BONO I mean also kicking in a healthy chunk of the gross on watered down cocktails.
If Hannibal Lecter really existed being at the Midland on December 1st would be a real Garden of Eatin’.
For any closet serial killers out there looking for a raison d’etre you might wanna consider this event as an entry point.
Garden of eatin. 🙂
🙂
Hey, I’ve gone to a number of these over the years with Candy involved and they’ve always been very well done. Is there a cash bar? Duh. But they always attract an interesting array of movers and shakers as well as entertainment types. There are some excellent steals at times.
And doing it right before the holidays makes it a no brainer.
Honest
Really…
Wow…Smartman, you are sooo right to completely ignore the fact it’s to promote Autism research. F the Aholes!! who do they think they are trying to help AND offer some one of a kind items that a superfan may enjoy! Not to mention having the audacity to charge for drinks and keep the money after only opening up the building, paying the electricty, insurance and personally putting together the items all year. Man, with friends like these….
Olivia
Now, that’s one hell of a beautiful woman. Nice work sucking me into this.