Good news! Nobody got shot on the Plaza last night, although, my wife did start a riot when she arrived at Ann Taylor one minute after they closed. You haven’t lived until you see an Ann Taylor riot.
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Passengers on a Delta flight from Madison to Atlanta were frightened by a flying bat inside the plane. People were yelling and screaming and the flight had to return to Madison as no one knew how to handle a bat. Begging the question, why were the Royals flying from Madison to Atlanta?
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Scientists say there is a species of snail that travels by being eaten then pooped out by flying birds. We used to have that in Kansas City. We called it Vanguard Airlines.