TOP 5 GOOD THINGS ABOUT 75 mph SPEED LIMIT IN KANSAS:
#5. Now you can storm chase while being respectful of the law.
#4. People in Salina can get to their next door neighbor’s house in 45 minutes.
#3. Makes it easier to drive next to a speeding fire truck.
#2. Quicker getaway when God decides to deal with Westboro Baptist freaks.
#1. All the people doing 90 are no longer a blur.
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Green Lantern is the #1 movie in the country. This guy gets a green ring that magically gives him super hero powers. If you saw the movie, you know he bought the ring from my good friend Zoe at Noble House Jewelry at 119th and Metcalf in the Rosana Square.
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I took one look at the new cigarette warning labels and now I’m addicted to graphic photographs!
Hillary look a like
Zoe is hands down one of the meanest, nastiest, unfriendly, snotty, arogant people I have ever met. I wouldn’t trust her to fix my ring and I would never ever buy anything from her again. Also, is it me or is she really starting to look more and more like Hillary Clinton every day?