There’s one common last name in this country that’s 90% black and that would be "Washington." The main reason Washington is so common is because a lot of emancipated slaves picked that last name to honor the country’s first president, even though he was a slave owner.
There aren’t many black children with the last name Urich, but only because Sharita Hutton is playing hard-to-get.
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Last night on Hawaii Five-0, Dane Cook guest starred as Dano’s brother. So, at least we knew the show wouldn’t be funny.
Note to the producers; we only watch to see Grace Park in a bikini.
Don’t waste your time with a plot.
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On Friday, some dude crashed Paris Hilton’s 30th birthday party and stole her $3,200 cake.
The company that made the cake issued this public statement:
"We only wish that guests could have tried her delicious cake."
Fortunately, Paris let everyone at the party sample her muffin before the thief absconded with her cake.
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Chinese people are starting to protest their government, which has major consequences for us as they hold a big chunk of our debt.
If things get out of control, experts warn we could have to go back to manufacturing things in the United States again!
