The Chiefs have promoted offensive line coach Bill Muir. Rumor has it no one else would take the job under Todd Haley because he is impossible to work for. Same reason I write for Hearne Christopher.
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Overland Park based Sprint has hired magician David Blaine for a publicity stunt but nobody seems to know what the magic trick will be. Let’s hope he can magically erase the Bill Esrey and Gary Foresee eras.
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A BP executive says he expects the gulf to recover from the oil spill within 3 years. Even better, all of those dead fish and birds will turn into oil in just a few billion years.
BLAINE REVERSES NEXTEL PURCHASE AND JOBS RETURN
This would two huge tricks!