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With Chiefs quarterback Matt Cassel recovering from appendectomy surgery, it’s time to revisit…
THE TOP 5 SURGERIES IN CHIEFS HISTORY:
#5. Herm Edwards had a THREE AND OUT-patient surgery.
#4. During the Herm era, 79,000 Chiefs fans had surgery for sleep apnea.
#3. Andre Rison had Lefteye surgery.
#2. Carl Peterson had to be surgically removed from Lamar Hunt’s ass.
#1. Lin Elliott had a uterus transplant.
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Good news for Amtrak riders as soon you will be able to carry a gun on the train that runs from Chicago to Kansas City and on to Los Angeles. That way you can shoot yourself when your train starts to derail.
University of Kansas paleontology students are working to name the state’s official fossil. A fossil hunter in western Kansas found an ancient fish and wants to donate it to the state.
Unfortunately, he found it at a Red Lobster in Dodge City.
Former Sun Publications honcho Steve Rose will soon be writing a column for the Kansas City Star.
That’s like Larry Moore taking a job at Fox 4.
Damn Funny
Very funny Kelly, great work. Happy holidays see you at the campus.
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#6 Jason Whittlock had to be surgically removed from a Leg Of Lamb in the press box.
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AND THE TOP (BOTCHED) SURGERY IN CHIEFS HISTORY:
arrowhead stadium gets a facelift & implants and the schedule gets a massive tummy tuck… a sharp decline in 2010 attendance results.
wow
Oh man! Where do you come up with this stuff? OMG! Funny, funny, stuff. Wow!