Several months back I gave you what I thought were some of the best porn-pun movie titles based on legit motion pictures.
The response to that piece was overwhelming—or at least, some people commented about it
My favorite actual title back then was YANK MY DOODLE IT’S A DANDY.
I also liked SCHINDLER’S FIST, SAVING RYAN’S PRIVATES, ROMANCING THE BONE, WILD IN THE SHEETS—and who can ever forget that unforgettable, historic porn offering GLAD HE ATE HER?
Since that column ran I’ve been inundated with other sound-alike adult titles.
So here they are, my latest set of 15 porn titles played directly off of real movies:
- DRIVING MISS DAISY CRAZY
- AS GOOD AS HEAD GETS
- THE BEAVERLY HILLBILLIES
- ON GOLDEN BLONDE
- CLIFFBANGER
- DONE IN 60 SECONDS
- EDWARD PENISHANDS
- E-THREE: THE EXTRA TESTICLE
- HANNAH DOES HER SISTERS
- STAR WHORES–EPISODE IV: A NEW HOLE
- LORD OF THE G-STRINGS
- AN OFFICER AND A GENTLEMAN’S GOLDEN RETRIEVER
- DAVID COPPAFEEL
- MUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER: OR HOW I LEARNED TO STOP CLENCHING AND LOVE THE PLUG
And who can ever forget that all-American adult offering: PORN ON THE 4th OF JULY.
Got your own real adult movie titles to share? Love to have them! Just e-mail them to me at jackpoessiger@kcconfidential.com and we’ll include them in future porn-pun lists.
Jack Poessiger
Snuff
Now, I think Chuck Palinuik is a hack as a writer, but I read Snuff, and there’s about 100 fake porn movie names, and they’re a riot. Don’t buy this book to read them, but it’s worth a library check out. p.s. it’s SHAVING Ryan’s Privates. even funnier now…