Take 5: Some Dos And Don’ts For Bark At The K Day

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7 Responses to Take 5: Some Dos And Don’ts For Bark At The K Day

  1. Anonymous says:

    Ptolemy
    Any dogs not meeting these guidelines will be given to the Asian Restaurant at The K for appropriate rendering.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Adam
    Actually the Cardinals had a “Dog Day” at Busch this year….Sunday night in June, and they charged $120 per ticket, and they sold out in minutes.

  3. Anonymous says:

    smartman
    Yeah too bad you can’t lick your balls and show off your boner in public.

    Doggy style really is the best position

    Dogs do look like their owners

    Now I know why they call “them” bitches

    Are they REAL or are they neuticals?

    OK Fido, I’ll take the ugly one.

    Hey, you smell familiar, did you whiz on a tree at Loose Park yesterday?

    Somebody had corn for dinner

    Pit Bull and Rotweiller =Independence.

    Michael Vick so would have strangled your ass.

    Are you in heat or just happy to see me?

  4. Anonymous says:

    greg
    GH: Uncle Dick is having PC problems so he emailed me these contributions via his BlackBerry…

    No need to take a dog to the K, there’s already one on the field.

    If you see Julia Kauffman with a Great Dane, buy a beer, step back and watch the show.

    If you see a dachshund in the bathroom, don’t say “nice weiner, dog”

    Retired INS/DEA dogs should be kept away from the food service areas.

    Avoid lemon sno-cones.

    You know this promotion has failed if you see Pup Gravy and Bisquits on the menu.

    Michael Vick should not be given a VIP pass when he’s in town.

    Tell your kid the doggies are just “making puppies”, but remember to lock your bedroom door, as he will want you to turn her over and make him one too.

    Seventh inning dog walk replaces the stretch, and they have you bring the dogs to the outfield so Glass can save on money on fertilizer.

    Fans can’t tell the difference between the shit on the field anyway.

    Old Roy Night at the K, sponsored by Benjiman Stables.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Fred Flintstone
    >>>>GH: Uncle Dick is having PC problems so he emailed me these contributions via his BlackBerry

  6. Anonymous says:

    Fred Flintstone
    And mine.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Uncle Dick
    So glad you cared enough to “wate” twice as much time posting, Mr. Slate’s bitch.

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