Been a while since the front page stories about couples battling over Chiefs tickets in divorce cases…
Quite a while, matter of fact.
Today’s Chiefs live in the shadow of the Blackout Age and exaggerated attendance numbers.
But stop the presses, this just in…
A local ran an ad for Chiefs tickets on Craig’s List offering to go topless for tickets to tonight’s Chiefs game.
“Will show you my boobs for two cheap Chiefs tickets tonight – $40 (Kansas City),” reads the ad’s headline.
“I’m looking for two discounted CHIEFS VS CHARGERS tickets for tonight’s game,” the ad continued. “The tickets must be in lower level section.
Justin
Wow, that would be so awesome if it were a man.
Walkert5
I feel sorry for your lame-A source…who’s desperate enough to go through the process of e-mailing fake tickets just to see (allegedly) a woman’s boobs? Hope he gets to see real life ones some day; for free.
Deez Nuutz
So Craig’s List ads are now headline news? Holy crap. Hey, can I freelance for this site? I spent several hours on backpage.com today. I also visited an asian massage parlor, turns out sometimes they will offer you sexual favors in exchange for money! I smell a story there (in more ways than one).
Where’s the update about that bum you used to stalk?
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HC: Hold it right there! What do you mean, “used to”?
Hearne Fan
FergetK those other commenters, this is a funny story, I am glad it hit the pages.
Melba in Mission
seems the first craigs list flasher might be playing too small,,,
i’m in this game, now. will flash my double d’s–when you’ve paid my august bill to kcpl.
and yes, i am a woman.
and, no, you can’t just work for kcpl in the billing department and just credit my account!
my real question is, what category of craig’s list do i post this offer in??
i’m not kidding. $302, cash on the cleavage.
hearne
Uh, we’ll get right back to you, Melba
Pimps Up Hos Down
does that mean there could be a new service provided by KCC? Count me in.
Deez Nuutz
HC: Hold it right there! What do you mean,
Deez Nuutz
HC: Hold it right there! What do you mean,
Deez Nuutz
Ah shit, double post. Had to do some late night editing.
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