So it’s happening… As of this Saturday, no more totally nude strip bars in KC MO. New rules will likely close most of if not all of the strip clubs in the city. Missouri only. That is unless attorney Richard Bryant’s last minute court appeal late this afternoon and forestall the new law. Six-feet from the men, no lap dances and no booze after midnight means nobody will come and they will have to close and/or relocate to Kansas. Why?  26 Responses to Glazer: Death of Local Strip Clubs & Investigating O.J. |
chuck
Very interesting. Really.
shaking my head
fking ignorant.
If men want to go, and women want to work there and there is revenue and effort…why the fk would the stop it?
It is like that dude in OP that got busted for 96 pot plants the other day. ( smart guy 100 plants is federall..he was under the limit) That guy is not stealing from anyone, he is working, he is creating and he is NOT taking handout …he is not on the dole LIKE EVERY GOVERNMENT WOKRER IN THIS COUNTRY IS.
GOVERNMET WORKERS DONT CREATE ANYTHING..they take MY money and push papers..
Why shut down something that is making money…ethics?? WTF?? If there were ethics in this country homo marriage would not even be considered.
Lealize pot… tax it
Legalize prostition…tax it
To dream laws are preventing either is like hiding your head in the sand…go to craiglist right now…have a prostitute in an hour…
Need some pot…..too fkn easy..
THIS COUNTRY IS A JOKE.
TOO MANY PEOPLE TELLING TOO MANY LIES.
ethics??? WHAT A JOKE!!
Kyle Rohde
Stop trying to legislate morality, state senators after the Bible thumper vote. Stop wasting taxpayer money on issues like this that don’t solve anything. I hate this law and I could care less about going to a strip club.
MoCrash
It’s interesting that during a time of failing businesses and unemployment, city officials would try to damage one of the few industries which is generating profits, jobs and tax revenue. Another gift from the Christian right.
bschloz
Whats the old adage “I can not define pornography, but I know it when I see it”
Stripper says: Can you believe this idiot is giving me $20 for a dance!
Strip Club Customer says: Can you believe this dumb girl is dancing for me for $20!
Sounds like a good transaction to me.
Lets crackdown on real Obscenity’s like paying $20 for a Salad and Iced Tea at Gordon Biersch!
mermaid
Craig I have to call you out on this one! You LOVE strip clubs and can probably tell me the name of every girl who works there. And you date them as well. This new law is killing you isn’t it?
ManupMark
20 g’s for a ten buck tape. That was a nice hit, or uh sting. Great tale. Need more of these Glazer.
tootanman
OJ and strippers good group. Man and I thought OJ was not guilty. Dumb me.
Who are U
If you read the comments here and the comments on the KC Star site EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM IS AGAINST THIS LAW.
EVERYONE THINKS THIS IS STUPID.
WHO ARE THE LAW MAKERS REPRESENTING?
RockyPartII
Glazer, I was out in LA with Gary Shull when all this happened, remember seeing me at the gym? You went three rounds with Gary, have to admitt you held your own. Are you still in shape? That was a few years back. Hear you club is doing well. Rob Lane told me about this blog. He is in for the reunion. Hope to see you soon.
Black Barbie
Craig, not that you give a damn, Temptaions is closing, unless you want to wear a two piece bathing suit and dance in it. No money in that, no lap dances, its over for us. I am home crying. You know any good clubs in Kansas? Are they gonna close too. God you white people are crazy.
Black Barbie
And OJ never killed that white ho, she got killed by her drug dealers.
DowntownDavy
We downtown folks are pleased these crap holes are closing. Kansas can have them. We are building a family friendly downtown.
Maureen
You are right Mermaid. I saw him with a gal who had bigger boobs then you and me, must have been in her mid twenties. Bet she once had a pole up her butt somewhere. I do think closing these places is really stupid, nobody cares about these clubs, they hurt only those who want to waste their money.
KellysGuy
Wish Kyle would set up some poles in the back by the pizza joint. I’d vote for it.
KCMO staffer
maybe you guys can show tape on this blog?
The Independent Rage
I’m with you Craig. I’m not a big strip club guy myself, but I have absolutely no problem with the dudes who love that sort of entertainment, or with the folks (owners and strippers) who fill that same market for those same dudes. Sigh — The political power that social conservatives and economic liberals wield in our society, between our two BS parties, angers and worries and depresses me on a daily basis. No strip clubs in KC, you say. One word: Ignorant.
TigerVIP
Fun story, Craig. I’d love to read more stuff like this.
jojo
just part of the takeover of the nation by
a group of single minded conservative religious
zealots….its happening…and the media is
doing it ….
they will kill any dissent…
clubs have beeen around for years and probably
noone got hurt at one….and who’s the guys
there? the ones who wrote this stupid laws…
until we wake up they’ll legislate everything
they dont agree with out of our lives…
its just av mater of time…
wake up …….they’re coming back in november
and they don’t give a fuck about any of us…
Tony 4 Mayor
http://www.christinedupree.net/
is this the same gal? I can’t wait to join her Yahoo group!
mermaid
Downtown Davy you are an idiot! It put people out of business for no reason at all. I don’t want to live in a city that is so repressed and backwards. Why would you be for this? KC sucks and this is just one more reason why it does. Some single mom stripper is probably going to kill herself over this.
You’re Fired
How can they talk about morality and shut down these places and at the same time say homos getting married is OK?
What the fk is going on in this fkd up, “bought and paid for” and “resold wholesale” country?
Why would they kill jobs of ANY kind in this economy?
I loved the comment about….
The girl thinks WOW this guy will pay me $20.00..
The guy thinks WOW I only have to pay her $20.00….
HOW IS THIS A FKING PROBLEM???
Prostitution is alive and well….. go look at craigslist, have a whore in one hour flat……
Human trafficing (slavery) is wide spread in this country.
There are too many fkd up things going on to worry about strip clubs.
NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT…
Those places are packed when the conventions come to town, where will they go?….
If you do not think the country is laughing at us, you are saddly mistaken.
I am unaffilated with any of this……
I can not recall the last time I went to a strip club, it is no longer exciting for me…but like drinking 3.2% beers at age 18 at KU…. I can not imagine not going as a kid…. no harm no foul… very expensive……. but it was my fking money.
THIS IS A BS LAW!!
FK THOSE MTHRFKN LAW MAKEN MTHRFKRS!!
THEY ARE FIRED!!!
Speaking of whores
Which is more stupid??
The fact that Paris was busted for snorten coke and smoking weed cruising the Vegas strip…… OR…
The fact that she was busted for posting “timed tweets” on twitter?
I did not even know “timed tweets existed… but I see that people can now PREpost tweets to be posted at certain times of the day. WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT?? That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of and it really ruins the whole “spontanous nature” of following anyone on twitter.
I dont follow Paris (look at her tweets, she is a moron) but I heard a post hit her account around the same time she was busted… saying something like “I am home watching cartoons, they are so funny”
WTF??? THAT IS DUMB FOUNDING..
Would’nt it be more exciting to say “WE ARE ROLLING DOWN THE VEAGS STRIP SNORTEN COKE AND SMOKIN WEED” and then maybe post…. “oops, We just got pulled over, the cops smelled pot”.
That at least would be more intersting than watching cartoons, eh? BUUUUUT NOOOOOOO!!!!….. instead that stupid bitch had to do a timed tweet…some lie …some BS about being home watching cartoons… what a crock of sht
I just dont get it, WHAT IS THE POINT?
PS
I understand she is famous for nothing..and only does this type crap so people will post crap like this, so I guess I am part of the problem too…. fk… sorry.
I guess I just dont understand… 🙁
WAKE UP KC
Ahhh… strippers (I mean single moms of course)… Shut your mouths; oh wait, that’s half your income. In any event, the industry is as washed up as the girls in it. Black Barbie; you’re cryin at home with some guys kid that wasn’t your boyfriends, it’s easy to stereotype you into the industry. Moreover, it’s typical strippers like yourself that give the industry a bad name. And “you’re Fired” Fuck the lawmakers??? Well, that’s the people-wait, that’s you too. Since you don’t know dick about politics, I’ll break it down for yah.. lawmakers =the people. Fuck the lawmakers, well, fuck yourself essentially. If anyone actually paid attention to what’s happening in our city, then a lot of things could have been avoided, such as strip club policies. But if you have to wait for Craig or the media to find out what’s really happening, then you’re always going to be two steps behind. Laws can always be ratified, I mean changed-I don’t want to use bigger words than what you’re normally not used to hearing. And as far as religous zealots, as you said, JoJo, you’re half correct, but then again, who put them in office? We have only ourselve to blame, and only ourselves to point the finger at, but we’re too proud to do that; and it’s much easier to blame someone else. Typical Americans.
So, to wrap this up, Black Barbie, Fuck off. Now you’re in the same predicament as the rest of the nation facing unemployment. Let me ask you this… what did you do to help Katrina victims??? Nothing? Because it didn’t affect you? But now that you’re in dire straights, you want people to feel sorry for you… karma, it’s a bitch, don’t you think? Maybe if you took an active interest in helping more than just yourself you would obtain a captive audience.
WAKE UP KC
Shaking my head;
Look on the Ballot for November in Cali… they are about to vote to legalize pot… why don’t you read something you jackass. Not to mention, a STATE can make their own laws, but leave it to the FEDS to shut it down. However, what works for one state can be adapted by the federal govt and made mandatory for the rest… y do you think healthcare is govt mandated?
Candace
Amen Wake up KC! I hear you loud and clear! People like to Bitch after the fact!!! These are elected officals that YOU voted into office!!!!! You deserve what you get!!!! Look at the homeowners in Fairway……44% increase in taxes!!!!! Look at homeowners in Mission!!!!! Driveway tax!!!!! TAX>>>>>TAX…T A X!!!!!! If you don’t vote…..ie BARBIE (pretty sure you don’t or have not) SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!! Like Wake Up KC said KARMA is a mean Mother!!!!!!!