When it comes to marraiges of exhibitionism and poor taste, it’s hard to top Margarita’s recent ad in the Pitch…
Crude, rude, (undoubtedly)written by a dude – the ad reduced the fine art of dining out to one of the lowest common denominators imaginable. For a mainstream restaurant in a mainstream print publication, no less.
Bad taste gone wild!
Let’s review…
“Margarita’s introduces The Ultimate Blueberry Margarita,” the ad begins, adding “It’s a panty dropper.”
Accompanied is an illustration of a woman peeling off her purple thong panties with the kicker…
“Taste Our Taco.”
An all female jury awarded the ad an “F” for being crass, sexist, unfunny and unhip.
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can’t say
Missed the contest….or I would of won
can’t say
Also I’m not quite sure what…but I think I would of made a connection with Marilyn Maye and the contest.
bschloz
Congrats Smartman….good stuff.
Hearne what did you expect from a bunch of dumb jocks? Fun Contest though, thanks.
Can’t Say take your best shot…I’ll tell you if you won…Prize=1 Free trip thru the salad bar at Cosentino’s
hearne
I’m with bschloz; whatcha got, can’t say?
smartman
OK boys and girls, SERIOUS for a minute.
S E R I O U S
First of all not a lot of competition but a win is a win, and this will look good on my resume.
I would like to give the dinner and wine package at Jardine’s to a couple going through a rough patch, job loss, financial hardship, illness etc and I will also toss in $100.00 CASH to pay for a baby sitter or whatever.
If anybody else would like to contribute something to create a really SPECIAL night for a couple who really deserves it that’d be sweet too.
Please send nominations or requests to kccfreedinner@yahoo.com and I will make a selection next Monday based on which story makes me either break down and cry or feel the most guilty.
Let’s turn this motherfucker out so that THE STAR has to write about the kindness generated from the readers of the blog of its’ former most widely read “gossip” columnist.
MandDShagger
Somebody needs to create the Crimson and Blue Lewberry Margarita. It might not make you drop your drawers but it will make you lower your standards
DonkeyPunch
well done smartman
I’ll take your free dinner even though I’m happily married for 7 1/2 years, have two beautiful children, am gainfully employeed, and still have my house.
In return I promise nothing
smartman
Donkey Punch: Noted with bonus points for HONESTY.
hearne
I’ll raise a Lewberry to fallen T-shirt maker Joe-College, who Sweet Lew unloaded a seven-figure plus lawsuit on and drove out of biz. And to the Lawrence High librarian who got knocked out of her courtside basketball seats after like 30 years, rather than write to check to the athletics department for six-figures.
Kia Zi
I like blueberries, they taste good! Why doesn’t K.C. promote as much penis and buff masculine hairy chest as they do big stiffy boobs and vaginas?